Skeptical Romantic

July 23, 2014 at 4:28am
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Reblogged from clgdoublelifts

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via toasterama)

3:29am
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I just became aware of the sleazy smirk on my face when i read smutty fanfiction on the train

July 22, 2014 at 9:08am
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Reblogged from stinkmits
solyyyy:

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

Yup assassination style smack cam right here

solyyyy:

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

Yup assassination style smack cam right here

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7:02am
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Reblogged from blankslate
chanel-smokes:

tru

Goose

chanel-smokes:

tru

Goose

(Source: blankslate)

July 21, 2014 at 11:47pm
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Reblogged from lestrdes

lestrdes:

break me off a piece of that

apple sauce

football cream

9:32pm
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Reblogged from freckledshins

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8:24pm
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Reblogged from swarnpert

girl: we finish each others s-
guy: ocialism

9:11am
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Reblogged from hotdimsam

hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via fagblogger)

9:06am
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Reblogged from porpentine

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

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4:02am
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Reblogged from slayboybunny

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via wonkypenis)